Definition: Person who does not skip songs titled “Springtime for Hitler”, “Omigodyouguys”, and “Everybody’s a Little Bit Racist” when they come up on Pandora
today I burned my tongue on a piece of pizza and I think that it’s a very strong metaphor that sometimes the things you love most in life will hurt you.
augustus, is that you?
no he died
I just invented a new word:
good morning class, today we’ll be learning about how life is arbitrary and unfair. i didnt even read any of your essays but you all failed