Sunday, August 24, 2014

sassyabrahamlincoln:

do you ever get your period and just think about your recent behavior like wow that explains a lot

Sunday, August 10, 2014
s-e-l-f-h-a-t-e:

blackvielbridesarmy:

theanchorholdswithinmysoul:

If a bearded man eating cereal off of a bowl that is perfect balanced on his head isn’t on your blog, you’re running the wrong type of blog. 

Ive seen this so many times but laugh harder and harder everytime!!

marry me

s-e-l-f-h-a-t-e:

blackvielbridesarmy:

theanchorholdswithinmysoul:

If a bearded man eating cereal off of a bowl that is perfect balanced on his head isn’t on your blog, you’re running the wrong type of blog. 

Ive seen this so many times but laugh harder and harder everytime!!

marry me

(Source: chuckhistory)

h0llo:

ive stolen this line and used it so many times

h0llo:

ive stolen this line and used it so many times

(Source: ed-ingle)

mypocketshurt90:

heard you were—fuck
heard you—agh
heard you w—jesus gimme a sec—argh
heard you were talking shit

mypocketshurt90:

heard you werefuck

heard youagh

heard you wjesus gimme a secargh

heard you were talking shit

(Source: bored-no-more)

  • Me: I am Groot.
  • Me: I meant to say "cool" but then I started to say "great."
Friday, August 8, 2014

javeliner:

think about the concept of a library. that’s one thing that humanity didn’t fuck up. we did a good thing when we made libraries

smartgirlsattheparty:

This one never gets old.

(Source: amypoehler)

authentk:

Videogames are great, they let you try your craziest fantasies

For example, on the sims, you can have a job and a house

dynastylnoire:

awwww-cute:

Puppy’s First Hike

I climbed this rock
This my rock

dynastylnoire:

awwww-cute:

Puppy’s First Hike

I climbed this rock

This my rock

(Source: animalgifanime)

whyallcaps:

calvin and hobbes

whyallcaps:

calvin and hobbes

lamapalooza:

this is your captain speaking, AND THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING.

(Source: lamapalooza)